Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for July 17, 2016
Teddy: Holy cow! Nate: What is that, a dictionary? Francis: Just some notes! Francis: I realized during this past year our social studies textbook is lame! Francis: It's out of date, and the writing is completely lacking sublety! Francis: I decided I could do better! I'm going to write my own social studies textbook! Francis: Iv'e already finished the chapters on the early colonial era and the events leading to the revolutionary war! Francis: If I do say so myself, my analysis of the first continental congress is particularly fascinating! I'll read you an excerpt! Francis: *ahem* "John Adams stepped out of his carriage on the hot septemb"- Beach lady: *tsk!* This beach used to be so clean.