Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for April 28, 2016
Nate: ...and then, I absentmindedly put my homework on the edge of Sherman's cage! Mrs. Godfrey: Uh-huh Nate: It must have fallen in! By the time I realized it, Sherman had turned my completely finished homework into a pile of confetti! Mrs. Godfrey: And what were you doing while Sherman was destroying your paper? Nate: uh...reading! Mrs. Godfrey: and yet you still found the time to stand by the cage chanting "shred, shred, shred." Nate: I was reading aloud.