Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for April 02, 2016
Nate: Fess up, Dee Dee: How'd you know that Trudy and I would break up? Dee Dee: I told you: I sensed it! Dee Dee: After all, It's my job to channel people's behavior and emotions! Nate: wait, whatta ya mean, it's your job? Dee Dee: Hello? I'm an actress! Dee Dee: .... Or have you forgotten my sizzling performance as Mrs. Potts in the drama club's production of "Beauty and the Beast"? Nate: I've tired, but no.