Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for July 28, 2015
Teddy: So let's hear this song. Nate: Okay. *AHEM* Nate: (Singing) " When she and I rode the flamethrower.... She chopped up my heart like a lawnmower" .... Nate: (Singing) " But then she disappeared, which made me feel so weird.... If I don't find that girl, I think i just might hurl" .... Nate: Of course, that's only the first verse! Teddy: Let's stop there.