Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for July 05, 2015
July 04, 2015
July 06, 2015
Transcript:
This is your next patient, Doctor! Ellen Wright! E-Gads! The poor creature! What in the world happened to your face, child? Nothing, Doctor! I'm here for a sprained ankle! Oh!... Well, then forget what I said about your face! Nurse! Two aspirins! For the patient, Doctor? No, for me! My head if killing me! Zounds! This ankle looks ugly! You mean it's swollen? No, you just have ugly ankles! Doctor, I'm beginning to think you're just a hack! "Hack!" Hmmm... That gives me an idea! Nurse! My ax! This won't hurt a bit, Ellen! Help! Ellen: This is supposed to be a get well card? Nate: Sometimes these creative ventures take on a life of their own!
phreak91 over 7 years ago
… what?
Dr. Cesspool over 7 years ago
Say wat? Sunday strips are getting weirder….
Reppr Premium Member over 7 years ago
“Ding Ding” I wonder if that was the duck talking.
Mark Wardale over 7 years ago
Do you have to pay to go to the beach in the US?
Comic Minister Premium Member over 7 years ago
Go after that bird now!!!
orbenjawell Premium Member over 7 years ago
So “A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle”……and a girl needs THIS boy like a seagull needs a….you know……..!!!!……….ha ha…
Jim Kerner over 7 years ago
I had my bike stolen once by a seagull. But, since this happened at the bay, it was a baygull. LOL. I’ll leave.
P51Strega over 7 years ago
Why only one well drawn bird? Doesn’t one good tern deserve another?
ae15269 over 7 years ago
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m_ladybug0518 over 7 years ago
LOL XD WHAT?! I think you’ve been in the sun a liiiittle to long, Nate X)
Ultra_Run almost 7 years ago
Has anyone else notice that the segals legs couldn’t reach the pedal?
iheartcomix123 almost 7 years ago
Birds can be greedy…but I’ve never heard of one getting THAT greedy.
UniformTrain3 about 6 years ago
Wut? _
Kitten almost 5 years ago
UMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Facepalm
Boosted (Heavy main in TF2) over 4 years ago
That’s funny but it doesn’t beat the time Nate’s marshmallow burned while there was no fire on.
DevilDog2001 Premium Member over 4 years ago
Where’s Nate’s Bike Helmet?
about 4 years ago
Dont get it….
cpf6977 almost 4 years ago
My god that was so random I love it
♞нυитєявσу_z♘ over 3 years ago
That seagull must’ve gone to biking school.
nandayconures! over 3 years ago
There’s also not a chance i would go any higher than my knees at the beach alone lol.
ComicFan4Life almost 3 years ago
How!?
JulianJet over 2 years ago
Those seagulls can just take anything can they?
HalberCon over 2 years ago
can seagulls actually do that
Dutch Van Der Linde over 2 years ago
This is why you get a bike lock and use it
Starth over 2 years ago
I feel like some arcs are nothing goes good for Nate. Like this one, It shows him trying to make good out of something, then something bad happens, Then again, that’s what makes the laughter in comics.
MabelPines1234 about 2 years ago
HOW is that seagull riding a BIKE!?
Bring da bling over 1 year ago
Well, yoda, looks like you got one right and wrong here, Seagulls are pretty annoying, but they um, let’s just say they don’t ONLY poke your knees.
Snoopy is the Best! :) about 1 year ago
This one makes no sense… it’s like the vulture one in 2013! But the strip is still hilarious!