Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for April 12, 2015
Teddy: Hey, here come Lisa and Sally! Nate: Ohh! Hottie Alert! Nate: *AHEM* Hi, Ladies. Girl 1: Hi, Guys! We're doing a spring sports preview for the school newspaper! Girl 2: Will you tell our readers your goals for the upcoming season? Teddy: I want to win every single game I pitch and bat at least .350! Nate: I want to hit over .400, drive in two run's per game, and win the MVP award! Girl 1: What about you, Chad? Chad: Me? Chad: I just want to have fun and help my team any way I can! Girl 1: Awww! Girl 2: That's so sweet! Teddy: Can i change my answer? Nate: Chad's chadness is hard to complete with.