Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for March 28, 2015

Clueless basement-dweller, good with tech and gaming, but bad… very bad… at social interaction.

The quintessential stereotypical geek. Oy.

Yes, that’s why I was glad to have them.

But are grandparent s smarter than aurtur?A very intelligent and well liked exchange student from the Republic of Belarus.4 He is in Nate’s class, and is Jenny Jenkins’ boyfriend. Jenny’s liking for Artur, and Artur’s ability to beat Nate at chess, gives him a one-sided rivalry with Nate. Artur was the Boys’ Age-Group Chess Champion of Belarus before moving to the United States. He was quite modest about this, stating that Belarus is, “Very small country. Barely eleven million.” He appeared in some movies from Belarus. Artur speaks somewhat broken English as a second language. He is very innocent, gentle, kind, and (most of the time) unassuming. He regards Nate as his friend, and is generally unaware of Nate’s dislike of him. He went with his father, a college professor, to Turkey, during which time Nate tried to start going out with Jenny. Artur is a nice boy who is trying to please Nate, even letting Nate beat him at chess so that Nate could be happy. While Nate somewhat views Artur as a friend, he is quite jealous of Artur’s talent and better luck. He sums it like: “I like Artur okay. But it’s sort of annoying how nothing ever goes wrong for him.” When he wore figure skates he was lightly teased by Nate until a cute girl came up and asked him to practice figure-skating with her. He is very well-liked and popular by the girls though according to the comics the most popular guy in school states that Artur is a loser revealing that Artur is not popular with the boys. His first appearance on the comic strip was on May 7, 2001. On March 31, 2011, Artur got bullied by Marcus

how would we geezers connect with the “new” world if it weren’t for doctor’s waiting rooms?

He got catfished!

Nice try Ted.

Beyonce……….O.K. Hey, let him dream: he does THAT about everything else…………

It would be hilarious if it really was Beyonce.

Beyoncé plays plants vs zombies?Must be just Ted looking up ladies.

“My girlfriend is really Beyonce?”

your love life is over Ted i want to see a strip were Ted asks a girl out in REAL life

Lol, good question. It would be hilarious if he chose Jay-Z. It would been a match made in gaming heaven :D I doubt it, of course, since he doesn’t even know who Beyonce is, lol X)

i very highly doubt that he is dating the queen bee

What if the girlfriend from Fiji was Beyonce?

I hate nate’s uncle

This reminds me of a skit I did with my cousin a while back. It went along the lines of this. M: “That invite was a scam! Those people are 40 year old men on the internet who live in their mom’s basement!” C: “But wait… You use the internet too! You’re a 40 year old man living in basement! But alas, I use the internet, so I am a 40 year old man on the internet living in their mom’s basement!” M: Oh no! We are all 40 year old men living in our mom’s basements." (M is me, and C is my cousin

This is sad.