Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for March 09, 2015
Randy: I can't believe you actually showed up! Nate: Of course I showed up! I'm not a weasel! Nate: I'm not going to run away, or make up some flimsy excuse, or pretend to be sick, just to avoid fighting you! Nate: I'm not going to point out that I don't even believe in fighting because history has proven that it's never a good way to settle arguments! ... Nor am I going to remind you that a teacher could come along any minute... Teddy: This is the lamest fight I've never seen.