Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for January 22, 2015
Nate: Bianca! I guess you've heard that my crush on Jenny is officially over! Nate: Yup! I'm newly eligible, now that I've decided Jenny's not the girl for me! Bianca: Considering the fact that she's going out with Artur, wasn't it Jenny who decided Jenny's not the girl for you? Nate: It's hard to have a conversation with someone who keeps going off on irrelevant tangents.