Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for December 23, 2014
Nate: So we can't get two dogs? Dad:...Or ONE, for that matter. Nate: But dad... Dad: Nate, do you know how EXPENSIVE dogs can be? Nate: I can pay for it out of my allowance! Dad: Out of your-? Nate, your allowance is a PITTANCE! Nate: "Allowance...is...a...pittance." Very interesting. Dad: I am such an idiot.