Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for November 02, 2014
Nate: Hi, Mr. Stewart! Want your leaves raked? Stewart: No, thank you. I rake my own leaves. Nate: Wow, you do this huge yard yourself? That must take a long time. Stewart: A few days. Nate: And what does Mrs. Stewart do during those "few days?" Stewart: Oh, indoor stuff. I suppose. Nate: Ah-ha! Indoor stuff like spending hours and hours on the computer!...where she'll just happen to wanter into a chat room for people trying to rekindle old flames! Before you know it, she'll be taking off for Mexico with some high school boyfriend she hasn't seen in 60 years! ...All because you insisted on raking your own leaves! SLAM! Nate: Sad how some people just can't handle the truth. Teddy: At the next house, I'll do the talking.