Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for August 24, 2014
Girl: Is THAT one, Grampy? Grampy: Nope. It's just a broken clam shell! Girl: Rats! Grampy: That's the way it is with sand dollars, sweetie. Some days you find 'em, and some days you don't. Grampy: But we'll keep looking! You never know what treasures we might discover! Girl: Ohh! Like THIS? Grampy: What is it? Girl: It's... It's... Nate: Just throw me the stinkin' towel. Francis: Say "Please"!