Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for August 10, 2014
Girl 1: That was NATE WRIGHT! Girl 2: His shoes touched this VERY SPOT! Boy: What's all this? Nate: Just what the sign says! Memorabilia! Boy: This is JUNK! Nate: But it's MY junk! Nate: This isn't an ordinary candy wrapper! It's a candy bar that was eaten by yours truly, Nate Wright! Nate: When I'm famous someday, that little item will be PRICELESS! Boy: What are YOU gonna be famous for? Nate: Could be anything! Nate: When you're a genius like I am... Boy: *snort!* Genius? Boy: You're the moron who got his head stuck in a CANON during out class trip to fort Nicknack! Nate: Business is slow. Francis: So is the proprietor.