Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for July 26, 2014
So your grandma's always bugging you about your weight? Yup, I just wish she'd be consistent about it! First she tells me I need to concentrate on getting exercise and eating healthy... ...but when I bring home a good report card, what does she do? Takes me out for ice cream! I think a lot of grandparents are senile that way. Hello, operator? Get me mixed messages!