Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for June 29, 2014
Computer: You've got mail! Man: Ooh! Yay! Nate: Bills... Bills... Junk mail... Nate: PHEEYEW! Francis: What? Nate: My report card didn't come again today! What a RELIEF! Nate: Each day that it doesn't get here is one more day of vacation I can ENJOY! Nate: Maybe it won't get here at ALL! How great would THAT be? Nate: Then my dad would never find out what my GRADES were! Francis: They started sending report cards by email this semester. Dad: Now what?