Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for May 24, 2014
Nik, It's so sweet of you to invite me to the prom, but... Hold up, hold up. Did Gordie already ask you or not? Well...not yet, but... So he's not here and he hasn't asked you...I am here and I have asked you. Plus, I'm the captain of the hockey team. That's true. Gordie? Get your butt over here.