Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for May 23, 2014
Listen, Nik, thanks for asking but Ellen can't go to the prom with you because she has a boyfriend: Gordie! Oh, I knew you guys hung out but I didn't know you were, like...an item. Oh...well, we're... yes, we are, sort of. So he's already asked you to the prom? Ummm... I sense a disturbance in the force.