Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for April 05, 2014
Panel 1: "Look, being called the Cupcakes isn't the end of the world! If we play well, our name doesn't matter!" "Yes it does, Teddy." Panel 2: 'A baseball team's name shouldn't be a PUNCHLINE! It should be SERIOUS! It should be DIGNIFIED!" Panel 3: "Like 'Red Sox'?" Panel 4: "Stinkin' Yankees fan." "'Hey everyone! Let's name our team after HOSIERY!'"