Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for April 04, 2014
Panel 1: "You want to know why I don't like being on a team called the Cupcakes? LOOK!" Panel 2: "According to the slang dictionary, a cupcake is 'A patsy, a weakling,or an easily dispatched opponent.'" panel 3: "That's not me! That's not me at ALL!" "Hold it, there's another definition." "'Aggressive or theatrical flatulence.'" "THAT'S you!"