Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for January 01, 2014
Panel 1: "Chad, I can't believe you've never played Monopoly!" "It always seemed like it had too many rules." Panel 2: "Not true! There are only a few rules you have to pay attention to!" Panel 3: "Number one: I am the top hat. I'm always the top hat. Nobody else is allowed to be the top hat." Panel 4: "Number two: If we break rule number one, he throws a major tantrum." "Shut up." "Having fun yet, Chad?"