Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for December 08, 2013
GALVIN: Take your seats, everyone. NATE: Mr. Galvin! Pick a card! Any card! GALVIN: Oh all right. NATE: Now pick another one! And another one! And another! And... GALVIN: Nate, what kind of card trick is this? NATE: Oh I don't know any card tricks! GALVIN: Sit down! Good grazy! That's three minutes of my life I'll never get back! NATE: ...and three minutes we won't be spending on gymnosperms! TEDDY: Every little bit helps!