Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for December 01, 2013
FRANCIS: There you are! TEDDY: Let's go! The movie starts at - NATE: How come you guys are dressed all wintry? FRANCIS: Because it's getting cold, genius! TEDDY: And it's going to snow! NATE: According to who? TEDDY: The weather guy, who else? NATE: Which weather guy? What channel? TEDDY: I dunno. Seven I guess. NATE: Ah ha! You should watch Wink Summers on Channel Twelve! Wink's forcast said nothing about snow! In fact, there's a warm front moving through! Wink says that by later today, the temperature will be all the way up to...//Wink, not only are you killing my credibility with my friends, you may be responsible for my death due to hypothermia.