Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for October 30, 2013
Panel 1: "Dad, Halloween is my one big candy score of the YEAR! I can't trick-or-treat with this dinky little bag!" Panel 2: "And because you say I HAVE to use this bag, ask yourself if you're ready to live with the consequences!" Panel 3: "What's THAT supposed to mean?" "I think you know." Panel 4: "You're going to egg our house!" "I Have no idea what you're talking about."