Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for July 28, 2013
NATE: If you could only listen to one song for the rest of your life, what would it be? FRANCIS: Why would that happen? NATE: It's a hypothetical, Francis! If you had a radio that could only play one song...what song would you pick? FRANCIS: I wouldn't have to pick! I could listen to songs on other people's radios! NATE: What if there were no other radios? FRANCIS: I'd sing whatever songs I wanted to hear! NATE: Let's say you were mute then! FRANCIS: So what? I could still play any song on a guitar or a piano or a... NATE: Okay okay! Then what if you were deaf? If you were deaf and you could only listen to one...uh...one... You ruin everything.