Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for May 26, 2013
PETER, m'boy! Greetingsh! What's up? Remember lasht winter when we lured your friendsh into a shnowball ambush? Do I EVER! Teddy and Francis are such SUCKERS! Can we do that again? That wash FUN! SURE! I'm always up for an ambush! Aweshome! The question is: where do we spring the trap? How about your shed? It worked LAST time! Nut we can't nail 'em with SNOWBALLS, obviously! What'll we hit 'em with? SLAM! We'll think of shomething! Easy as pie!