Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for February 17, 2013
Hey, isn't that the kid Nate babysits? You're right! Peter? What's wrong? *shniff! Where's Nate? I don't KNOW! That'sh the whole PROBLEM! He wash here, and then he jusht...LEFT! He DID? SOB! That idiot! Which way did he go, Peter? Toward the shed. Let's give him a face-wash! Yeah! Anyone who'd leave a little kid alone is... POW! POW! ...ish a tactical GENIUSH! That was too easy.