Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for January 30, 2013
Panel 1: Here's my master plan: Jenny moves to Seattle, okay, but she and I stay in VERY close contact!" Panel 2: "Then, six years from now, we both accepted at the very same college!" Panel 3: "When she sees me on campus during freshman orientation, she realizes she's been madly in love with me the whole time!" Panel 4: "Then, tragically, you flunk out after two weeks!" "And she elopes with a hunky Econ major!"