Dad, it's up to me what to give you and Ellen for Christmas, right? Right. You may give your sister and me anything you like. ...except a dog. Another brilliant plan foiled. By the way, I could use a new belt.
GFCP – I’m not even a medium believer. I’m going to see “Lincoln” on Saturday night, so I’m making plans well past tomorrow. My entry was just a little attempt at apocalypse humor, but if you have to explain the joke…
GTG59 – No, as I explained above, I don’t believe in that crap. It was a joke. Very few people seem to have gotten it, which unfortunately is all too common with my jokes, asides, musings and bon mots. Oh well, after tomorrow, we won’t have to worry about such mundane things. (See what I did there?)
Agent54 over 9 years ago
Shudder — words that I never care to hear together. My old man and a belt. He had a leather shaving belt I remember well.
hometownk Premium Member over 9 years ago
I remember Nate’s misadventures of shopping for his sister last year.
frumdebang over 9 years ago
Let’s do a Mayan Apocalypse countdown: 1
Gator007 over 9 years ago
He’s got a puppy for Nate.
jcomics52 over 9 years ago
I guess Nate hasn’t done his shopping. That makes me feel better.
orbenjawell Premium Member over 9 years ago
Maybe Nate could, y’know, rent a toupee for his dad…….and GIVE it to him IF he doesn’t get a dog again!! Or if he does!! Arf! ARF!!!
frumdebang over 9 years ago
GFCP – I’m not even a medium believer. I’m going to see “Lincoln” on Saturday night, so I’m making plans well past tomorrow. My entry was just a little attempt at apocalypse humor, but if you have to explain the joke…
cbrsarah over 9 years ago
Okay, are these reruns? I thought Spitsy was Nate’s dog. Does he belong to someone else?
Comic Minister Premium Member over 9 years ago
No dog, no belt Marty!
Kelly Allison over 9 years ago
Is this a series of re-runs? If not, what about Spitzy? Nate has a dog!
cookies333 over 9 years ago
I hope not! : )
frumdebang over 9 years ago
GTG59 – No, as I explained above, I don’t believe in that crap. It was a joke. Very few people seem to have gotten it, which unfortunately is all too common with my jokes, asides, musings and bon mots. Oh well, after tomorrow, we won’t have to worry about such mundane things. (See what I did there?)
Fizzyfizstuff over 9 years ago
Buy it yourself dad
Sonicx79 over 8 years ago
To the locker!
NFT Lawn Care over 1 year ago
He only said a dog. Nate could get 2 dogs.