Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for December 10, 2012
I can't believe the only seat left is next to you. Well, then, why don't you leave? Why don't you, Gina? Because I paid five dollars for a ticket, and I intend to get my money's worth! Five bucks? Wait a minute, my ticket cost eight! How come you only had to pay five? I showed them my report card and they gave me a "good student" discount! Gag me.