Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for November 15, 2012
Mr. Corey is the best sub we've ever had! He's cool! He's a cartoonist! I was looking at some of his drawings! They're, like, totally pro! Finally we've got a teacher who actually know what he's doing! He just defined an isosceles triangle as a zone in the ocean where ships and planes disappear. Exactly! That's knowledge we can use!