Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for May 08, 2012

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    Leeky  over 9 years ago

    francis should have forfeited

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    Feed Me Comics!  over 9 years ago

    I can see what this whole strip is about. I can see it now. Teddy and Nate try and teach Francis Yo Mama Jokes and when they teach Francis the jokes in class, Mrs Godfrey thinks Francis is talking to her and he gets detention!

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    Feed Me Comics!  over 9 years ago

    Yo Mama’s so fat that she can’t hide behind a thick tree when playing Hide and Seek

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    jonadab  over 9 years ago

    Yo momma so fat, she gives forklift operators nightmares. Yo momma so staid, she makes people who play Scrabble on the weekend look like freaks. Yo momma so boring, just thinking about her makes me yearn to read War and Peace. Yo momma so behind the times, her Amish neighbors feel sorry for her and bought her a newer buggy.

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    sonicmario2  over 9 years ago

    I have a good one, but I don’t like these jokes

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    StoicLion1973  over 9 years ago

    A game of “playing the dozens”. Difficult since Nate doesn’t have a momma.

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    Strod  over 9 years ago

    Either Francis or Teddy should have gone with “Yo mama is so ugly that she has not shown her face around in all this years.” That would have shut Nate up. .Seriously, Lincoln: Nate is not in a position to start a Yo-mama battle.

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    Stever4u  over 9 years ago

    “These aren’t the droids your looking for” , “Move along”. Same with this series.

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    sleeepy2  over 9 years ago
    Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

    Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled “HEY, KOOL-AID!”

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    Ervin Johnson  over 9 years ago

    You momma so fat, she eats with a knife and forklift! Ah, memories.

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    wwh85cp  over 9 years ago

    Best “Yo Mama” line of the day!

    Why? My mama taught me respect, and I still wouldn’t dare cross her on that one.

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    Comic Minister Premium Member over 9 years ago

    There you go Teddy!

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    4jacks  over 9 years ago

    Cool, Lincoln Pierce reads the comments!

    Yo Momma’s so ugly, I can stamp her face into Cookie Dough and make Monster Cookies!

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    peabodyboy  over 9 years ago

    Your mother is so fat that she should eat a shake for breakfast, a shake for lunch, and then a sensible dinner.

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    JCJ360GamerzFTW  over 9 years ago

    xD lolololo

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    drawingpad  over 9 years ago

    Yo mamma’s so old she DIED…..

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    bloodstar  over 9 years ago

    Yo mama so dumb that she threw a penny at the ground and missed.

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    irmgeorge  over 9 years ago

    whats with all the bad comments?????? I thought it was great

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    xall2h1  over 9 years ago

    isn’t francis the quick-witted one?

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    The Creator of Mr.Humor  over 9 years ago

    Yo Mama so fat her poop is as the size of a dog.

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    Nyavor. Just Nyavor.  9 months ago

    Yo mama’s so slow, she mistook a snail for a beam of light.

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    Bubble  9 months ago

    Big Nate is the king of yo mamas, he doesnt even HAVE a mama so no one can insult her XD (that and the fact he is actually good at them)

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    Aero 64  6 months ago

    Yo MAMA’s Ears are so big, Even Dumbo would Laugh.

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