Siiigh... What's your problem? I'm bored. Yeah? Okay... Teddy, yo mama's so fat, her belly button has an echo. I'm not bored anymore! You're welcome. HEY!
December 09, 2018
November 28, 2018
after the fistfight …
Here’s one: Yo mama’s so old she’s like an elephant.
Just out of curiosity, are Nate’s shoes high tops or low tops? ‘Cause I’ve noticed that they have a circle on them, but when he wears shorts, they’re low, and usually only high tops have the circle thingy. :P
she dosent have an oudie
i have a lot of yo mama jokes but heres 2:yo mama so stupid everybody was saying springs right around the corner!and she went looking for it.
Yo momma’s so ugly, she entered an ugly contest and they said, “Sorry, no professionals”.
I remember one from “Welcome back Kotter” that Gabe’s wife told him: Did you hear about the lady that was so fat, when she sat around the house, she sat AROUND the house! small yucks, but these “stand-up joke” sequences were how each episode ended, with Gabe usually getting the wife with a zinger. In this instance, she got one in……..
Howzabout: The “romance novel” the guys were working on last week was so lame, when they sent it to a publishing house, the editor forwarded the whole thing to Dow-Corning because he thought it was a design for a really lame dinner napkin. Laugh! LAUGH!!
OK, My 2 cents worth, " Yo’ Mama’s so fat, when she dances the band skips" (Oldie, you’d need to recall Record Albums)
yo mama so stupid she bought a waterproof tea bag
Ok, here’s mine… Yo Mamas so ugly, she petrifies a medusa.
As a mother, I find these really lame.
Don’t insult Teddy!
The rest of that lunchtime won’t be boring …not at all…
haha!! that one’s great!!!
when me and my brothers and sisters were born, ( there were 8 of us) my mother was so fat that she breast fed 4 of us on each breast…………
what about this:yo mama’s so fat, when she skydives she dosen’t need a parachute.
Yo’ mama so stupid, when someone said it was chilly outside, she went and got a fork and spoon…Yo’ mama so fat, when she wear a “X” jacket, planes land on her. (that one’s from the 90’s, when Malcolm X gear was popular)Yo’ mama so stupid, she went all the way to France to get a French kiss. (Well, maybe that’s not so stupid this time of year.)Yo’ mama so old, her prom song was a Gregorian chant.
This is one. Yo mamas has such a big appatite, that she eats jupiter for breakfast
Man, you must be bored, francisPlease correct me if I spelt is wrong
Yo mama so stupid, she tripped over the cordless phone
Yo Mama’s so fat, she takes her selfies in panorama mode
Yo mama so fat, when she took a sefie on her brand new iPhone, it ran out of storage.
Here’s one Yo mama so fat she is the reason of the Roman Empire collapse.
i thought nate said you can’t yo mama people randomly, and you can only do it during a yo mama smackdown.
Here’s one: yo mama’s so old when she came out of the museum the alarms went off.
Yo Mama so ugly that if she stared in a kids movie it be Rated R.
YO MAMA ARC YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
January 19, 2021