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Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for May 07, 2012

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    Leeky  over 9 years ago

    after the fistfight …

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    Feed Me Comics!  over 9 years ago

    Here’s one: Yo mama’s so old she’s like an elephant.

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    N  over 9 years ago

    Just out of curiosity, are Nate’s shoes high tops or low tops? ‘Cause I’ve noticed that they have a circle on them, but when he wears shorts, they’re low, and usually only high tops have the circle thingy. :P

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    The Boston Banana  over 9 years ago

    she dosent have an oudie

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    The Boston Banana  over 9 years ago

    i have a lot of yo mama jokes but heres 2:yo mama so stupid everybody was saying springs right around the corner!and she went looking for it.

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    sleeepy2  over 9 years ago

    Yo momma’s so ugly, she entered an ugly contest and they said, “Sorry, no professionals”.

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    orbenjawell Premium Member over 9 years ago

    I remember one from “Welcome back Kotter” that Gabe’s wife told him: Did you hear about the lady that was so fat, when she sat around the house, she sat AROUND the house! small yucks, but these “stand-up joke” sequences were how each episode ended, with Gabe usually getting the wife with a zinger. In this instance, she got one in……..

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    orbenjawell Premium Member over 9 years ago

    Howzabout: The “romance novel” the guys were working on last week was so lame, when they sent it to a publishing house, the editor forwarded the whole thing to Dow-Corning because he thought it was a design for a really lame dinner napkin. Laugh! LAUGH!!

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    Stever4u  over 9 years ago

    OK, My 2 cents worth, " Yo’ Mama’s so fat, when she dances the band skips" (Oldie, you’d need to recall Record Albums)

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    Dcab344  over 9 years ago

    yo mama so stupid she bought a waterproof tea bag

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    lightningsnowstorm  over 9 years ago

    Ok, here’s mine… Yo Mamas so ugly, she petrifies a medusa.

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    hometownk Premium Member over 9 years ago

    As a mother, I find these really lame.

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    Comic Minister Premium Member over 9 years ago

    Don’t insult Teddy!

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    LiviaBay  over 9 years ago

    The rest of that lunchtime won’t be boring …not at all…

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    NateWright  over 9 years ago

    haha!! that one’s great!!!

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    REDROCKER51  over 9 years ago

    when me and my brothers and sisters were born, ( there were 8 of us) my mother was so fat that she breast fed 4 of us on each breast…………

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    XtremePearls  over 9 years ago

    what about this:yo mama’s so fat, when she skydives she dosen’t need a parachute.

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    Bucinka  over 9 years ago

    Yo’ mama so stupid, when someone said it was chilly outside, she went and got a fork and spoon…Yo’ mama so fat, when she wear a “X” jacket, planes land on her. (that one’s from the 90’s, when Malcolm X gear was popular)Yo’ mama so stupid, she went all the way to France to get a French kiss. (Well, maybe that’s not so stupid this time of year.)Yo’ mama so old, her prom song was a Gregorian chant.

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    xall2h1  over 9 years ago

    This is one. Yo mamas has such a big appatite, that she eats jupiter for breakfast

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    holtbyisawesome  over 9 years ago

    Man, you must be bored, francisPlease correct me if I spelt is wrong

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    holtbyisawesome  over 9 years ago

    Yo mama so stupid, she tripped over the cordless phone

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    Shady_Cat  over 7 years ago

    Yo Mama’s so fat, she takes her selfies in panorama mode

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    comicsfannate  over 6 years ago

    Yo mama so fat, when she took a sefie on her brand new iPhone, it ran out of storage.

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    Francis pope .  over 1 year ago

    Here’s one Yo mama so fat she is the reason of the Roman Empire collapse.

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    chibi-usa tsukino  about 1 year ago

    i thought nate said you can’t yo mama people randomly, and you can only do it during a yo mama smackdown.

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    The last of Nate's Cheez Doodles  12 months ago

    Here’s one: yo mama’s so old when she came out of the museum the alarms went off.

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    Aero 64  7 months ago

    Yo Mama so ugly that if she stared in a kids movie it be Rated R.

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    Unicorn55 (Happy New Year 2022!)  5 months ago

    YO MAMA ARC YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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