Siiigh... What's your problem? I'm bored. Yeah? Okay... Teddy, yo mama's so fat, her belly button has an echo. I'm not bored anymore! You're welcome. HEY!
Just out of curiosity, are Nate’s shoes high tops or low tops? ‘Cause I’ve noticed that they have a circle on them, but when he wears shorts, they’re low, and usually only high tops have the circle thingy. :P
I remember one from “Welcome back Kotter” that Gabe’s wife told him: Did you hear about the lady that was so fat, when she sat around the house, she sat AROUND the house! small yucks, but these “stand-up joke” sequences were how each episode ended, with Gabe usually getting the wife with a zinger. In this instance, she got one in……..
Howzabout: The “romance novel” the guys were working on last week was so lame, when they sent it to a publishing house, the editor forwarded the whole thing to Dow-Corning because he thought it was a design for a really lame dinner napkin. Laugh! LAUGH!!
Yo’ mama so stupid, when someone said it was chilly outside, she went and got a fork and spoon…Yo’ mama so fat, when she wear a “X” jacket, planes land on her. (that one’s from the 90’s, when Malcolm X gear was popular)Yo’ mama so stupid, she went all the way to France to get a French kiss. (Well, maybe that’s not so stupid this time of year.)Yo’ mama so old, her prom song was a Gregorian chant.
Leeky almost 12 years ago
after the fistfight …
Feed Me Comics! almost 12 years ago
Here’s one: Yo mama’s so old she’s like an elephant.
N almost 12 years ago
Just out of curiosity, are Nate’s shoes high tops or low tops? ‘Cause I’ve noticed that they have a circle on them, but when he wears shorts, they’re low, and usually only high tops have the circle thingy. :P
The Boston Banana almost 12 years ago
she dosent have an oudie
The Boston Banana almost 12 years ago
i have a lot of yo mama jokes but heres 2:yo mama so stupid everybody was saying springs right around the corner!and she went looking for it.
sleeepy2 almost 12 years ago
Yo momma’s so ugly, she entered an ugly contest and they said, “Sorry, no professionals”.
orbenjawell Premium Member almost 12 years ago
I remember one from “Welcome back Kotter” that Gabe’s wife told him: Did you hear about the lady that was so fat, when she sat around the house, she sat AROUND the house! small yucks, but these “stand-up joke” sequences were how each episode ended, with Gabe usually getting the wife with a zinger. In this instance, she got one in……..
orbenjawell Premium Member almost 12 years ago
Howzabout: The “romance novel” the guys were working on last week was so lame, when they sent it to a publishing house, the editor forwarded the whole thing to Dow-Corning because he thought it was a design for a really lame dinner napkin. Laugh! LAUGH!!
Stever4u almost 12 years ago
OK, My 2 cents worth, " Yo’ Mama’s so fat, when she dances the band skips" (Oldie, you’d need to recall Record Albums)
Dcab344 almost 12 years ago
yo mama so stupid she bought a waterproof tea bag
lightningsnowstorm almost 12 years ago
Ok, here’s mine… Yo Mamas so ugly, she petrifies a medusa.
hometownk Premium Member almost 12 years ago
As a mother, I find these really lame.
Comic Minister Premium Member almost 12 years ago
Don’t insult Teddy!
LiviaBay almost 12 years ago
The rest of that lunchtime won’t be boring …not at all…
NateWright almost 12 years ago
haha!! that one’s great!!!
REDROCKER51 almost 12 years ago
when me and my brothers and sisters were born, ( there were 8 of us) my mother was so fat that she breast fed 4 of us on each breast…………
XtremePearls almost 12 years ago
what about this:yo mama’s so fat, when she skydives she dosen’t need a parachute.
Bucinka almost 12 years ago
Yo’ mama so stupid, when someone said it was chilly outside, she went and got a fork and spoon…Yo’ mama so fat, when she wear a “X” jacket, planes land on her. (that one’s from the 90’s, when Malcolm X gear was popular)Yo’ mama so stupid, she went all the way to France to get a French kiss. (Well, maybe that’s not so stupid this time of year.)Yo’ mama so old, her prom song was a Gregorian chant.
xall2h1 almost 12 years ago
This is one. Yo mamas has such a big appatite, that she eats jupiter for breakfast
holtbyisawesome almost 12 years ago
Man, you must be bored, francisPlease correct me if I spelt is wrong
holtbyisawesome almost 12 years ago
Yo mama so stupid, she tripped over the cordless phone
Shady_Cat almost 10 years ago
Yo Mama’s so fat, she takes her selfies in panorama mode
comicsfannate almost 9 years ago
Yo mama so fat, when she took a sefie on her brand new iPhone, it ran out of storage.
Francis pope . over 3 years ago
Here’s one Yo mama so fat she is the reason of the Roman Empire collapse.
chibi-usa tsukino over 3 years ago
i thought nate said you can’t yo mama people randomly, and you can only do it during a yo mama smackdown.
The last of Nate's Cheez Doodles about 3 years ago
Here’s one: yo mama’s so old when she came out of the museum the alarms went off.
Aero 64 almost 3 years ago
Yo Mama so ugly that if she stared in a kids movie it be Rated R.
Unicorn55 (Happy New Year 2022!) over 2 years ago
YO MAMA ARC YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
doctorwho29 10 months ago
That was nice of Nate…sort of