Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for July 15, 2011
Okay, kid, I'm an exhausted swimmer, and you're without a flotation device. What do you do? Um... A cross-chest carry? Well, then, go ahead! What are you waiting for? I... I'm trying, but... I can't get a good hold! Try harder, junior! You can't dillydally when it comes to water safety! Just grab something! One second later... Not the hair, boy. Oops.