Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for May 21, 2011
Mrs. Godfrey says, "You're twenty seconds late. That means detention." Nate says, "Wait! I mean, yes, I was late, but…" Nate says, "I was showing my grandparents around, and…" Mrs. Godfrey says, "That's hardly an excuse." Mrs. Godfrey says, "Your classmates are all hosting their grandparents, and they somehow made it to class on time." Gramps says, "What a..." Gram says, "Quiet, Vern." Nate says, "Welcome to my world."