Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for March 03, 2011
Nate says, "Chad! We need another guy for our game!" Chad says, "I'm no good at hockey." Nate says, "You don't have to be good! We just need you to make the teams even!" Chad says, "But… I have no skills!" Nate says, "Relax, Chat! You don't need any skills! You just need to stand still!" Nate says, "...And if the puck comes your way, try to stop it." Teddy says, "Try hard."