Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for September 05, 2010
Marty says, "What the...?" Marty says, "Nate, what are you doing? It's 5:00 A.M.!" Nate says, "Exactly, I'm starting early." Marty says, "Starting what early?" Nate says, "Anything! Everything!" Nate says, "This is my last day of freedom before school starts, Dad! I intend to live it to the fullest!" Nate says, "I'm going to the beach, the arcade, the mini golf course, the ice cream shop..." Marty says, "Nate, none of those places are open until 9 or 10." Nate says, "Oh." Nate says, "Well, since you're up, can you make me some bacon and eggs?" Nate thinks, "Apparently, that whole 'Breakfast is the most important meal of the day' thing is completely bogus."