Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for February 05, 2010
Nate says, "...So in my dream, I was standing by my locker when all of the sudden Artur walked up!" Nate says, "...and he said if I tried to move in on my girlfriend Jenny, he'd punch me in the nose!" Ms. Dunphy says, "Wait, wait, Jenny is your girlfriend? Nate says, "Huh? No, she's his girlfriend." Ms. Dunphy says, "Got it." Nate says, "I thought you counselors were supposed to me good listeners."