Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for February 04, 2010
Ms. Dunphy says, "Tell me more about Artur, Nate." Nate says, "He's not even around right now! He's in Turkey for six months." Ms. Dunphy says, "Do you think that's why you're dreaming about him?" Nate says, "Whoa, whoa! I'm not dreaming about him!" Nate says, "I'm dreaming about regular stuff, but Artur, in his completely obnoxious way, keeps showing up and spoiling everything!" Ms. Dunphy says, "That does sound obnoxious." Nate says, "'Dreaming about him' makes it sound like I've got some kind of issue with the guy!"