Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for January 29, 2010
Francis says, "You should talk to someone about your Artur nightmares." Nate says, "I'm talking to you, aren't I?" Francis says, "I mean a professional, like the school counselor!" Teddy says, "Yeah, Nate, go see Ms. Dunphy! She's awesome!" Teddy says, "In fourth grade, I got an eraser stuck in my ear, and she got it out!" Nate says, "Thanks, Teddy. That's very helpful." Teddy says, "After that, I switched to Q-tips."