Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for November 06, 2007
"Nate, spit out the mint, please." "But why?" "Because we have a rule in this classroom: No gum or candy or..." "But this isn't just candy!" "Peppermint increases your brain power! If you let us have peppermints, you're helping us become better students!" "That's what you said when you proposed giving students 'Red Bull' during morning snack." "Well, you try staying awake for third-period Spanish!"