"Good news, guys! My dad's letting me think up a middle name for myself!" "I'm still mulling it over, but a clear front-runner has emerged!" "Let's hear it." "'Maximus'!" "Very modest." "Is that a name or a male enhancement supplement?"
December 09, 2018
November 28, 2018
Maximus is a name! And I have a seven year old little friend who’s name is Máximo and he’s pretty cute
Maximus decimus meridius
How bout Phillip? Nate Phillip Wright has a nice ring to it.
how about “Is never” ?! he will be…….
Nate Maximus Wright!
nah, there are some better ones…
Wait, I finally get the male enhancement supplement joke…. oh crap
I was young and innocent reading these old ones, and I thought Francis meant like vitamins or something. Growing up and reading/watching your favorite books/movies again makes you notice a lot of jokes that went over your head as a kid.
February 17, 2022
January 19, 2021