Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for October 11, 2007
"I'm surprised, kid, I really am. Injecting your lips with collagen at your age?" "I didn't injeck my wipth wif cowagen!" "have the countless cosmetic procedures of show biz luminaries taught us nothing?" "I didn't inject my wipth wif cowagen!" "Meg Ryan! Lara Flynn Boyle! And of course Melanie Griffith!" "Maybe the swelling will go down by the time he shuts up." "What happened to the sassy young minx from 'Working Girl'?"