Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for October 10, 2007
"Hi, thkoo picthuh guy." "Egad, kid! Say it ain't so!" "I thought I'd seen it all, but never have I laid eyes on something like this!" "A sixth-grader resorting to collagen injections in his lips!" "I got hit in da mouf wif a bathketbaw!" "A pox on this beauty-obsessed society!"