Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for August 12, 2006
"Hello, mother? I demand you leave work early and pick me up thish inshtant!" "Thish ish the worsht camp in recorded hishtory! It ishn't anything like the deshcription in the brochure!" "What?...The water shports? Mother, the sho-called water shports are an absholute fiashco!" "Would you like to hear about the world'sh shortesht game of 'Marco Polo'?" "Your turn to be 'it.'"