Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for December 16, 2005
Dear Dr. Love, My girlfriend and I really enjoy board games. Every weekend she comes over and we play Clue, Monopoly, etc. But lately it seems like she is getting bored with the same old games. What should I do? Puzzled. Dear Puzzled: Get a Life. Or perhaps a Yahtzee. "And people wonder why newspapers are in decline."