Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for November 02, 2005
"Okay, Teddy, go up the left sideline, then slant right and head for the fire hydrant..." "When you get to the corner, turn right and go two blocks up to the 'Hearty Mart.'" "Then, get me a cheese steak with everything, a bag of Bar-B-Que chips, an orange soda, and a chocolate chip cookie." $ "You're starting to abuse the privileges of your quarterback position." "...And bring me my change! None of this 'keep the change' business!"