Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for September 08, 2005
"Welcome back, class. I trust you all had a good summer." "I did!" "I went to soccer camp for a week, Francis and I went to the water park, my scout troop had a..." "Nate. NATE!" "I said 'I TRUST you had a good summer.' I didn't ask you to DESCRIBE your summer in excruciating detail!" "...And speaking of excruciating detail, let's open our textbooks." "Oh, how I hate her."