Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for February 21, 2005
"Some lady's in here for bing in the longest coma in hinstory! What kind of lame record is that?" "I guess it shows you don't have to actually do something to set a world record." "You're right! I just thought of something!" "I might already have a world record!" "For what?" "Detentions!" "Oh, brother."