Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for March 26, 2004
"Ok, Gina go ahead and make Artur the staff cartoonist! But the public will be heard!" "When people realize you've done away with my comic 'Doctor Cesspool,' you'll have a riot on your hands! Watch this!" "Hey! Guys! You're Doctor Cesspool fans right?" "Doctor Cesspool? Who's that?" "I think he's the guy who gave us our physicals before basketball tryouts." "Oooh, the turn your head and cough guy?"